phone zombies roam the streets of new york in swarms. people unable to walk and talk/text at the same time are a nuisance to others on the road, sidewalks, and in stores.

i have nothing against running into phone zombies full speed, hopefully knocking some sense into them. other, less effective, reminders that they're being inconsiderate are:

1) evil eye
2) clearing throat
3) refusal to move out of their way
4) skipping them in line

if you find yourself needing to move while speaking or texting, think twice. it will take you just as much time to step aside and finish your communications before continuing on your way. dont let the phone zombies get you!